I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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