would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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