Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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