What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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