Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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