So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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