Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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