and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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