"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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