We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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