how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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