Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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