Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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