she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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