My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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