Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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