My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish you could order shots online.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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