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(317): View more from Indiana

You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic

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(317): You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic http://tfl.nu/71gh

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(434): View more from Virginia

u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it

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but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text

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then give me ur phone

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NEVER!!

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(434): u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it (1-434): but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text (434): then give me ur phone (1-434): NEVER!! http://tfl.nu/jzom

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(281): View more from Texas

What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?

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I guess God knew he was going to be bald...

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(281): What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh? (832): I guess God knew he was going to be bald... http://tfl.nu/ipcy

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(317): View more from Indiana

question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?

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(317): question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay? http://tfl.nu/r2f8

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(757): View more from Virginia

he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.

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(757): he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so. http://tfl.nu/ifvf

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(601): View more from Mississippi

hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?

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(601): hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow? http://tfl.nu/vvua

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.

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(484): this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal. http://tfl.nu/sd8q

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(845): View more from New York

I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.

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(845): I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard. http://tfl.nu/kj6h

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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.

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(678): Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless. http://tfl.nu/cahf

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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"

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(215): Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober" http://tfl.nu/vzc2

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(312): View more from Illinois

My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.

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(312): My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug. http://tfl.nu/uu90

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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.

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(732): I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas. http://tfl.nu/d95y

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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.

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(519): I wish they made people sized litter boxes. http://tfl.nu/qgr4

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...

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(617): Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed... http://tfl.nu/fkp9

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(801): View more from Utah

I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.

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(801): I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck. http://tfl.nu/p42i

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