I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
