Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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