My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
a search helicopter?!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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