is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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