hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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