Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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