i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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