That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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