Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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