maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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