Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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