my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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