My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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