Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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