Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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