Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I skipped work to stalk him.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
