craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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