Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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