Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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