help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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