My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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