I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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