So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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