Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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