I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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