I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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