Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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