I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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