I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
