I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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