Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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