If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I need to stop coming to work sober
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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