Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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