Duck Duck Cougar?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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