he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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