I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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